FUN ENGLISH by ENGLISH JOKES

Method of learning is various, we need to select what the method that suitable to the situation.

Every student has different  style to learn but most of student like fun learning.

There are some indications that show the learning process is fun. They are:

1. Students only focus on the lesson.

2. Students have high enthusiastic.

3. Students have high curiosity shown by questions.

4. Every student are involved actively in every steps of learning process.

5. and so on.

using English joke as ice breaking in learning process is one of technique to activate fun learning.

here are some English jokes that can be chosen or used as an ice breaking:

Interview

In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one interviewee because he can answer all the question quickly. "Tell me your choice," he finally said to the boy, "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult question. Thing well before you make up your mind!"

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question, but you must promise not to ask me a SECOND difficult question."

The interviewer agreed and ask him, "Tell me, what come first, Day or Night?"

the boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said, "It's the Day sir".

"How come?" the interviewer was smiling.

The boy said,"Sorry sir, you promise me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Doctor

A man went to see a doctor and said, "Doctor, please help me! I hurt all over".

The doctor asked the man to explain more.

The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts, everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr. Smith, your finger is broken".


My dog does not bite

A man walk into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite".
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!", he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite".
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

Note:
* for more English Joke can be found in the book by Imam Baehaqi entitled English Jokes (cara menyenangkan belajar bahasa inggris)